G.I. Joe’s Movie Novelization Reveals Troubling Facts About Neo-Vipers And Big Twists  Vote

The G.I. Joe novelization is out, bringing a description of the Mission Impossible-style Joes and their hyper-tech world where nano-mites can do everything, the Baroness is Canadian and Neo-Vipers do things that make me frown.

The movie novelization, by Max Allan Collins, is coming out, and one fan at General’s Joes was lucky enough to snag an early copy (at Target no less). We rounded up the most important spoilers and reveals, which we can generally assume will be in the movie, as these books are usually a translation of the script itself.